wuchang
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H2ODOG
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Won't either one of them need permission to drink the beer????
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wuchang
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H2ODOG said:
Won't either one of them need permission to drink the beer????
Don't rightly know
Halfie only uses Ma Boeing's internet collection which has this dump on its 'Do Not Fly' list half the time..... which means it may be tomorrow before he answers
and Dabs may be down in the basement helping Miss Bud fold laundry while both of them are doing peyote.......
which means it may be tomorrow or maybe sometime next week before you get an answer and if Miss Bud explains anything it may be a week after that before the new decoder programming can decipher it
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DuckMeRunnin
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Bill,
You retired folks give chit way too much thought. 
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dabs
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Wait for it.....well, maybe I am too late
Miss Bud is summering in the ozone, won't be back till October.
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wuchang
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dabs said:
Wait for it.....well, maybe I am too late
Miss Bud is summering in the ozone, won't be back till October.
Ran out of magic shrooms eh?
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dabs
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wuchang said:
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dabs said:
Wait for it.....well, maybe I am too late
Miss Bud is summering in the ozone, won't be back till October.
Ran out of magic shrooms eh?
Damn auto correct. It was supposed say Poconos 
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foots
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wuchang said:
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dabs said:
Wait for it.....well, maybe I am too late
Miss Bud is summering in the ozone, won't be back till October.
Ran out of magic shrooms eh?
Damn auto correct. It was supposed say Poconos
Bwahahahahahaha...........
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MB2
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Sorry, Bill. dabs has been dead to me for a long, long time.
And perhaps, I assumed incorrectly, that you mensa types with your long range looky-lou photo lenses, had ESPN's reported evidence video, figured out, before the average ESPN bear!
Now, I was at a funeral for a friend this weekend, who owns DIRT modifieds, and a DIRT sanctioned track up here, quite unexpectedly, because life is never fair. My sister-in-law and his widow are best friends. I had the chance to ask questions, of spectators and drivers alike about Canandaigua. It is, according to them, one of the most poorly lit tracks in this area.
Now, this is the simplest of all questions for you, and anyone else, with even the best camera equipment available.
If I'm on the front stretch of a race track filming action on the backstretch, and suddenly, there is a loud motor rev, is it a fair assumption that the noise is coming from a car on the front stretch?
Oh, and never put a cross-eyed kid in a race car.
 
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wuchang
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It surely has come to a sad state of affairs
Dabs reduced to selling aluminum cans that he finds on the roadside to obtain rat hole money and thereby avoid having to access family funds that are traceable by She Who Must Be Obeyed's set of CPA's
Added to his woes, he is now dead to Miss Bud and must make his own sammiches
And be it the ozone or the Poconos........
we now know there is no shortage of magic shrooms
The laws of nature self regulate cross eyed children operating race cars...however collateral damage falls under random chance
Racing koan for the day
What is the sound of a yellow caution flag?
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halfasmuch
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my bride has started the annoying habit of trying to count the number of frosties that I cycle through my plumbing.
This has caused an uptick in my scotch intake...
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MB2
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Yin Yang.....
Men conceive ideas, and their concept of truth mostly with their vision.
As someone who has watched these kinds of things, my entire life, I use more senses than just one. Listening to a motor is one of them, smelling for burning fuel or oil, feeling unnecessary heat, and sometimes being able to communicate verbally, what's wrong over a radio, or to someone with me.
You learn to describe, "What's wrong." Just like, that engine noise on the video, was out of place, although people automatically jump to their own conclusions, because it just exists.
But then, men would just assume, because you are quiet, that you are mad at them directly. Truth. 
And, in truth, and in real life, I am quiet, soft-spoken.
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rb.
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Is she always talking this way?
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sptsman
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Is she always talking this way?
Yes... 
Now it is your job to try to figure out WTF she is talking about. The best I have come up with is that her dead friend's hearse, being driven by a cross-eyed kid, revved-up its engine on the way to the gravesite and someone was hiding on a poorly lit track along the way. I think that's what happened anyway...
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rb.
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sptsman said:
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rb. said:
Is she always talking this way?
Yes...
Now it is your job to try to figure out WTF she is talking about. The best I have come up with is that her dead friend's hearse, being driven by a cross-eyed kid, revved-up its engine on the way to the gravesite and someone was hiding on a poorly lit track along the way. I think that's what happened anyway...
Mebbe I'll ask the wife to translate it.........they all speak the same language don't they?
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MB2
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It's good to be me, dabs.
And, it's good to be you. Good news! There is plenty of room in your basement, for a big hole to bury yourself in, and
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best of all, your buddy flocked, seems adept at digging them.
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
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MissBudweiser said:,
And, in truth, and in real life, I am quiet, soft-spoken.
It's a shame your fingers and keyboard aren't quiet.
Look a butterfly.
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MB2
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I've been saving this in the basement.
 
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dabs
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Of course I am dead to her....she owes me rent money - unless she paid it to the CPA firm Wu referenced earlier.
And if that is the case she is dead to me too.
All because of a fuel filter that was purchased by Boris Said back in 2002 for the Super Sprint that never got used until Richard Petty and the Waltrip brothers bought it for pennies on the dollar from him
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griffin
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I can't figure out what any of ya'll are talking about....'course, we just start shooting.
griffin
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dabs
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Hey...my hands were up and I was facing away from you....not fair!
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